Beardapalooza - Week 3: Me and Two Aspiring Terrorists

We are 3 weeks in now, and I thought it might be nice to include some interesting beard facts:

1. Beards are itchy. Well, at least my beard is itchy.
2. According to just about all accounts, Jesus had a beard.* Satan, on the other hand, seems to primarily rock a terrible goatee.











3. The longest beard ever was grown by Hans Langseth of Norway, whose whiskers stretched an incredible 5.33 m (17 6 in) when measured upon his death in Kensett, Iowa, in 1927. The beard was presented to the Smithsonian Institution, Washington, DC, in 1967.
4. Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.
5. The only guy without a beard in ZZ Top is Frank Beard.
6. In many cultures beards are associated with wisdom, knowledge, sexual virility or high social status.
7. Most hobos have beards. (Oh, and interestingly enough, most oboes have eards.)

* I conducted absolutely no research to validate this claim.

And now for the pictures...

Scott:

















Paul:





















James: